The Bump shares his thoughts on Fast Five, Thor and X-Men: First Class. The guys disagree on XMFC  and then look forward towards some of the other event movies coming this summer including Super 8, Green Lantern, Transformers: Dark Side of the Moon and Captain America. The Bump also talks about test screening “Real Steel” and some of his less than helpful feedback for the producers.

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Posted on June 9th, 2011 Filed in: Life Tags: summer of dorkdom, the Hosecast

Somewhat ironically, the Summer of Dorkdom kicks off with an admission that “winter is coming”.

In part 1, xTian and the Bump prattle on about HBO’s Game of Thrones endlessly. xTian calls it the Wire but with swords and the bump talks about how people are just too freaking busy to read these crazy books. Spoiler alerts are minimal.

Later this week, xTian and the bump ring their hands at the x-men franchise…

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Posted on June 7th, 2011 Filed in: Life Tags: game of thrones, summer of dorkdom, the Hosecast

xTian asks Evil Twin #2 to stop by and discuss the Oscar nominated movies. They love several of them and find several others tiresome. They can both agree Mark Ruffalo is awesome and Franco is Franco but can’t agree on who they love more?

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Posted on February 23rd, 2011 Filed in: Life Tags: oscars, the Hosecast, we like to watch

It’s a Superbowl preview! xTian and the Bump talk about the twitter wars that have sprouted up between NFL players and touch on their views on collective bargaining. Along the way, the do a little Super Bowl preview. The guys also discuss race and Big Ben.

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Posted on February 4th, 2011 Filed in: Entertainment, Sports Tags: nfl, the Hosecast, we like to listen

Sparks stops by to talk about how he became a Jet fan, touch on last weeks game and start to focus on next week’s AFC Championship showdown in Pittsburgh.

Along the way, xTian fumbles a defense of Mark Sanchez, Sparks wonders where the Jets go from here and ends up breaking down the Gypsy Hooker Invasion marshaling for Dallas

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Posted on January 20th, 2011 Filed in: Sports Tags: Jets, the Hosecast

The bump checks in to talk Bart Scott’s post game promo, The Rex Ryan Mind F*ng*rb*ng that he put on the media and his team, and how Rex was able to befuddle Tom Brady. The guys also look forward to a big weekend in Pittsburgs

Part Two on Thursday – Enjoy lunch with the Sparks and xTian as they re-examine Jet’s history and the challenges of trying to develop a QB and put together a deep playoff run…

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Posted on January 19th, 2011 Filed in: Life Tags: the Hosecast

Super-fan Dr. Orgy checks in to talk about his concerns about this weekend’s showdown in Indianapolis. Along the way, xTian exposes Dr. Orgy’s gambling problem and the guys break down what it will take for the Jets to pull out a victory.

They also debate the importance of wearing a proper jerseys and Dr. Orgy closes the show by making disparaging remarks about xTian’s weight.

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Posted on January 6th, 2011 Filed in: Entertainment, Sports Tags: Jets, the Hosecast

The Bump checks in to preview NFL Wildcard Weekend and pump up the Jet faithful. Along the way, he also talks about how Punter Steve Weatherford is the Jets MVP, the potential of the Green Bay Packers and why Matt Cassel is horrible.

It’s time for the HOOOOOOOOOOOOSECAST! (music) People all over the world! Hosecast! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOSEC-AAAA-AAAST!

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Posted on January 6th, 2011 Filed in: Life Tags: the Hosecast

The Bump drops by to help xTian digest a huge week in in the NFL including

• The monumental collapse of the Giants
• “Same Old Jets” go into Pittsburgh and win a huge game on the road!
• Random attacks on the Chargers and the Falcons
• Are the Kansas City Chiefs for real?

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Posted on December 21st, 2010 Filed in: Entertainment, Sports Tags: nfl, the Hosecast

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Friends, now is your chance to vote for your favorite Hosecast Guest of the year! Vote early and often! Remember you can vote for more than one entry!
Vote for one of your favorite Hosecast moments:

• Mr Shoulders – who reviewed the Expendables and also talked about how he races people on the street and other random misogyny
• Andy Nil - who joined xTian to have a real self righteous conversation about the importance of blogs and other random noise.
• The Bump stops by to discuss “Hard Knocks” and predicts gloom and doom for another  NY Jets season
• Evil Twin #1 is skype-assaulted by xTian and Evil and discusses her dating life in incredible depth
• Everybody loves Evil!
• The Turdhurdler stops by and talks about fannity, the final season of Lost and his other internet projects

Posted on December 13th, 2010 Filed in: Life Tags: the Hosecast, The Hosies 2010

Mr. Shoulders drops by the lab to catch up with xTian and review this holiday season’s hottest DVD release – The Expendables staring Sylvester Stallone, Mickey Rourke, Bruce Willis, Jet Li, Dolph Lundgren.  Along the way, the guys talk about the great guy movies of all time and how you too can lead your life a quarter mile at a time.

Editor’s Note: This was recorded in September but I figured it would make sense to save for the Holiday season. By the way, The Expendables is now available on DVD, Blu Ray and On Demand. Get it for your loved one for Christmas!

Table of Contents:
xTian and Shoulders count down the Greatest Sylvester Stallone Movies (6:30)
Hear xTian do his patented Micky Rourke impression (12:30)
Marvel as they talk about Sly’s muscle tone and his and Rourke’s bad plastic surgery (17:10)
Be flummoxed by Shoulders theory on the nature of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore’s relationship (20:05)
Learn about how Shoulders lives his life “a quarter mile at a time” as he races people on highways all across NJ(24:25)

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Posted on November 30th, 2010 Filed in: Entertainment Tags: shoulders, the Hosecast

A Hoscast is born as Evil stops by to complain about the low energy on the Hose lately. While here, the guys get into owning a cat and the challenges with the Mamacita podcast recording. Evil also pushes xTian to update people on his dating life. Finally, xTian and Evil discuss the dress code for Evil’s brother’s wedding.

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Posted on August 30th, 2010 Filed in: Life Tags: the Hosecast

Andy Nil and xTian discuss Mad Men at some length, much to the chagrin of our listeners.

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Posted on August 24th, 2010 Filed in: Entertainment Tags: the Hosecast

Screenwriter, survivalist enthusiast, and the Editor-In-Chief of indyagenda.com Andy Nil drops by to tell us more about himself, what he thinks of the Hose, goof on Rex Ryan and talk about his boyfriend Matt Taibbi. He will back early next week to break down Mad Men and make fun of KillerB

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Posted on August 20th, 2010 Filed in: Entertainment, Life Tags: the Hosecast

The Bump stops by to break down Episode 1 of HBO’s Hard Knocks: Training Camp With the New York Jets. The guys take a look at the show, Rex Ryan, the Revis situation and look ahead to the Jet’s season. By the end of the conversation the guys were more worried than pumped up.

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Posted on August 17th, 2010 Filed in: Entertainment, Sports Tags: Jets, the Hosecast