These people are winners.

Posted on May 15th, 2011 Filed in: Life Tags: I Never Feel Like This Guy, sometimes i feel like this guy

This is Tsuyoshi Nishioka, the batting champion of Japan last season. This is his first year playing in the United States. In fact, it’s his very first week.

And what happens? He gets taken out at the knees (or at the fibula, as it were). Broken leg!

Posted on April 8th, 2011 Filed in: Life, Sports Tags: sometimes i feel like this guy

First day back at work after xmas and new years break is gonna hurt. I just know it.

Posted on January 2nd, 2011 Filed in: Life Tags: sometimes i feel like this guy

Poor lion. I know how you feel.

Posted on December 24th, 2010 Filed in: Life Tags: sometimes i feel like this guy

Posted on December 21st, 2010 Filed in: Life Tags: brett favre, dbag of the week, sometimes i feel like this guy

Facing the world = hard. Face down in the ground = considerably easier.

Posted on December 20th, 2010 Filed in: Sports Tags: sometimes i feel like this guy

Damn you, #15! You’re always getting in the way. Always messing stuff up.

Posted on December 11th, 2010 Filed in: Life, Sports Tags: sometimes i feel like this guy

The joke’s on me and I don’t even know it. It’s a cruel world.

Posted on December 2nd, 2010 Filed in: Life, Sports Tags: sometimes i feel like this guy

Since Xtian has already gone all Euro and bougie on us with his “futbol” posts, I might as well throw a little professional cycling into the mix.

Sometimes I feel like this guy (above). Ouch!

I never feel like this guy (above). Booo!

By the way, the Giro d’Italia is being raced right now! Most people know about the Tour de France. The Giro d’Italia is just like that, except that it’s raced in Italy. And the other difference is that nobody cares about it. Oh, and yet another difference is that the leader of the Giro doesn’t wear a Yellow Jersey… he gets to wear the Pink Jersey (above).

I can’t help but snicker when I watch coverage of the Giro d’Italia and the announcer goes, “[so-and-so cyclist] is really pushing hard. He’s giving it all he’s got til the finish line. He’s dreaming of being in pink tonight!” Hah! I think we all do. Well, the guys, at least.

Posted on May 23rd, 2010 Filed in: Sports Tags: cycling, lance armstrong, sometimes i feel like this guy

Correction:

Sometimes Most Of The Time I Feel Like This Guy Dog

Posted on April 27th, 2010 Filed in: Life Tags: sometimes i feel like this guy

I'm pretty much in this state (see hockey player, above) most of the day these days. I need a job!

Posted on February 23rd, 2010 Filed in: Life, Sports Tags: sometimes i feel like this guy, Vancouver Olympics

Posted on June 27th, 2009 Filed in: Life Tags: sometimes i feel like this guy

Evil

Posted on June 26th, 2009 Filed in: Life Tags: sometimes i feel like this guy

Posted on June 22nd, 2009 Filed in: Life Tags: sometimes i feel like this guy, write your own caption, xtian

Evil

Striking out time and again. Wondering if I have anything left. When will I score again? Ugh, just let me get to third base or something.

“Steeeeeee-rike three!”

Doh. I should have been paying attention to my at-bat instead of doubting myself. I’ll walk off in shame now.

Posted on June 1st, 2009 Filed in: Life Tags: sometimes i feel like this guy