Evil

This is me circa 2nd grade. I led a joyless childhood. Look at those empty eyes.

Posted on April 13th, 2009 Filed in: Life Tags: evil feels sorry for himself

Evil

Just checked The Hose’s NCAA pool… YIKES! I finished dead last. Catjjy finished second to last. The Chinese did not fair very well, to say the least. KenTak3, as always, has to show off that he’s better than everyone else, taking #1 overall. The Koreans (some girl named I***e and ET#1) were very middle of the road, finishing 5th and 6th respectively.

Sigh… Evil fails yet again.

Posted on April 7th, 2009 Filed in: Life Tags: evil feels sorry for himself

Evil

Was just IM’ing with Xtian, who told me that R told him that she’s dating her ex again. No biggie. People like to tell Xtian things and when appropriate, he relays the news to me. Xtian is a good friend that way.

You know what news would have been really crushing? If Xtian had told me that Snaggles has found a good boyfriend that she is really happy with. Boooo!

Posted on March 2nd, 2009 Filed in: Life Tags: evil feels sorry for himself

Evil

Man, I can’t make anything happen with any girl right now. Nothing. No game. What game I used to have has completely left me.

If I were playing basketball, I’d be dribbling the ball off of my foot. If I were playing baseball, my only hope of getting to first base would be getting hit by the pitch. If I were playing football, I’d be cut before the end of training camp. If I were playing hockey, the puck would hit me smack in the mouth and I’d get sent off for stitches.

If scouts came to watch my game, they wouldn’t say that I’m a five-tool player. Right now, I’m a zero-tool player. The ref keeps calling penalties on me. The ump keeps punching me out. The ref just T’d me up. Damn, I just got sent to the penalty box! Yellow card? Red card? I keep getting them and I don’t even know what they are.

I used to be a player. I used to be a contender. Now what?

(Feeling sorry for myself. That’s what.)

Posted on February 23rd, 2009 Filed in: Life Tags: evil feels sorry for himself

You guys think I should be turtle to Evil’s “Vince”. I’m ok being the funny comic relief. That suits me well. I’m a bit tall, but whatever…My question is, Is Evil good looking enough to be Vince? I think not. Further, somehow, Evil has even less charisma than Adrian Grenier. I know, I know, its hard to do but Evil does it!!

I have nothing to say to the deviants who think I would be good at smelling like baby powder in a bikini and high heels

Posted on March 10th, 2008 Filed in: Life Tags: evil feels sorry for himself, poll results, xtian

Evil

I ran 6 miles with Evil Twin #2 yesterday. I haven’t done 6 miles in probably a year. Big win! Right? Well, yes — completing the run was a big win. But what I did afterwards was not. Here’s the sequence of events:

- Run 6 miles
- Shower
- Eat a giant plate of pasta
- Food coma… pass out on couch for 3 hours
- Wake up, drink two glasses of wine
- Go grocery shopping
- Make and eat 4 burgers

Who eats 4 burgers in one sitting?! Apparently, me.

Posted on August 26th, 2007 Filed in: Life Tags: evil feels sorry for himself, unhealthy relationship with food

Evil

it was relatively late in the evening. i was online, doing some work-related emails. and xtian IMs me. a good 80% of our IM conversations are basically:

“woooooooooooo!”

but in a rare moment of vulnerability, i asked xtian via IM, what will happen to me once he has a steady, caring girlfriend? where does that leave me? so sad.

Posted on August 23rd, 2007 Filed in: Life Tags: evil feels sorry for himself

Evil

Slept on my couch the last two nights and will likely sleep on my couch again tonight.

Posted on August 10th, 2007 Filed in: Life Tags: clueless about women, Evil, evil feels sorry for himself, girls

Evil

Friday morning. I was glad to be headed home. Not that the California weather wasn’t great, but it always feels like to be headed home, right? 12:15pm flight. I was sitting at the terminal and at about 12:10pm, the woman gets on the speaker and says that we got pushed back to 2:15pm. Two hour delay! Argh. I pull out my laptop and wireless card and spend the next hour tooling around on IM. I spend the following hour drinking at the airport bar. 2:15pm comes and we’re actually on our way. Going home! Wooo!

Somewhere over Michigan, the pilot comes on and says that we’ve been re-routed. Instead of flying in from the north (through Canadian airspace), we need to take a longer route… down to Virginia and then back up. This will add an hour an a half to our flight. Booo!

Once we actually get to the Virginia area, the pilot comes on again and says that JFK is closed due to some storms in the area. He also announces that the plane is out of fuel. Booo! So we make an emergency landing in Atlantic City. It takes about 45 minutes to re-fuel the plane and then we wait another hour or so for the storm to blow out of JFK.

All in all, I got home at 3am Saturday morning.

Got out of bed at 10am Satuday. Respectable, right? I was running some errands and while at the bank, I dropped my iPhone and completely broke the glass. Booo!

What now?

Posted on August 5th, 2007 Filed in: Life Tags: evil feels sorry for himself, iphone

Evil

Tired. Got in to work at 6:30am today. Hit the wall by about 9am. Want to go home. In CA this week.

Posted on August 1st, 2007 Filed in: Life Tags: evil feels sorry for himself

Evil

Posted on July 29th, 2007 Filed in: Life Tags: Evil, evil feels sorry for himself

Evil

i just ordered 4 new running shirts from road runner sports. grand total came to $135.97. i dont even run anymore!!! why do i insist on lying to myself? why? someone help me.

Posted on June 30th, 2007 Filed in: Life Tags: evil feels sorry for himself

Evil

This is what happens when you don’t have any friends. You end up with no plans for the long Memorial Day weekend. If anyone wants to reach me, you can find me in my apartment. I’ll be busy moping, drinking myself into a hole, watching DVDs non-stop, surfing the internet for bomb-making tips, IMing with people I don’t know that well, trying in vain (yet again) to write that most awesomest craigslist post that finally makes it onto the “best of” craigslist section, watching the Yankees lose, avoiding phone calls from my mom, contemplating why no girl wants to date me, eating pizza (large, please!), micro-managing my fantasy baseball team, going to the gym but not really working out that hard, sitting in starbucks and looking sad, trying to fix my broken vacuum cleaner, berating myself of my shortcomings ala Mr. Shoulders, failing to get out of bed before 11:30am, and generally wondering. Wondering about what? I don’t really know.

Posted on May 26th, 2007 Filed in: Life Tags: evil feels sorry for himself

Evil

Half of the upper west side is now washed away by the Nor’easter. The downpour is also drenching my spirits.

Posted on April 16th, 2007 Filed in: Life Tags: evil feels sorry for himself

Evil

I’m back now! Thanks to everyone who sent flowers and other gifts and various “I Miss You, Eviltom!” cards to my apartment. My doorman said he could barely keep up with all the deliveries coming in. You are all too much!

I just realized that I have 3 full weeks worth of DVR’d shows to catch up on. Better get hoppin’! If you don’t hear from me for about 3 weeks, you know why.

Posted on March 24th, 2007 Filed in: Life Tags: evil feels sorry for himself