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	<title>The Hose - The Unofficial American Idol Online Fantasy Game</title>
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	<description>Failing online and in real life since 2003</description>
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	<itunes:summary>Join the hosers for the Mighty Hosecast, a semi regular, moderately funny look at life, entertainment and politics</itunes:summary>
	<itunes:author>The Hose Contributors</itunes:author>
	<itunes:explicit>yes</itunes:explicit>
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		<title>More Elegant Art</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/02/21/more-elegant-art/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Feb 2012 18:29:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sparks</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[wall hangings]]></category>

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Catjjy and I were cruising through our favorite local art gallery this weekend (i.e., the home decor aisle at Costco) and stumbled upon one of the most beautiful and thought-provoking artistic endeavors since Monet started painting haystacks.  We couldn&#8217;t believe our luck that such a piece was available for direct retail purchase without having to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Considerations of Color (and walls)</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 17:45:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xTian</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[clowns]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[shaq poster]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[walls]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Many hose-aphiles stop me on the street and ask me if I ever brought this to a logical conclusion.
The answer is &#8220;yes&#8221;. Here is what I ended up doing. Shout out to my old lady, for basically spearheading this project soup to nuts.
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		<title>Monday Morning (Not at the) Office Dance Party &#8211; Strip by Chris Brown</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/02/20/monday-morning-not-at-the-office-dance-party-strip-by-chris-brown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Feb 2012 12:08:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xTian</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Office Dance Party]]></category>

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		<title>Peace, sister&#8230;rest well&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/02/18/peace-sister-rest-well/</link>
		<comments>http://thehose.net/2012/02/18/peace-sister-rest-well/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Feb 2012 01:40:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xTian</dc:creator>
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		<title>Crush of the Week &#8211; Anita Sarkeesian</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/02/18/crush-of-the-week-anita-sarkeesian/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 12:56:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xTian</dc:creator>
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I love that this chick doesn&#8217;t even need to breathe when she is railing against media portrayals of women. She&#8217;s great. I mean who else can have a ten minute freak out of serious, thoughtful critism about Legos?!?!? Who!?!?! 
In all seriousness, her breaking down how sexist sci fi can be is pretty good stuff&#8230;.who [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Friday Morning Office Dance Party &#8211; Every Little Step by Bobby Brown</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/02/17/friday-morning-office-dance-party-every-little-step-by-bobby-brown/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Feb 2012 12:27:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xTian</dc:creator>
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		<title>The Hose Wishes You All a Happy VaLINtine&#8217;s Day</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/02/14/the-hose-wishes-you-all-a-happy-valintines-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 20:10:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xTian</dc:creator>
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		<title>Is Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter the greatest movie idea ever?</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/02/14/is-abraham-lincoln-vampire-hunter-the-greatest-movie-idea-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 14:14:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xTian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The thing to ask yourself at the end of Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter won&#8217;t be &#8220;Should that movie have been made?&#8221;. The question instead will clearly be &#8220;Does the human race need to make another movie or will an future attempt pale in comparison?&#8221;
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		<title>Monday Morning Office Dance Party &#8211; Has the Darkness Reunited to Save us all?</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/02/13/monday-morning-office-dance-party-has-the-darkness-reunited-to-save-us-all/</link>
		<comments>http://thehose.net/2012/02/13/monday-morning-office-dance-party-has-the-darkness-reunited-to-save-us-all/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Feb 2012 11:34:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xTian</dc:creator>
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New hotness from the Darkness. It&#8217;s a bit of a Darkness revival out there, Did you guys notice &#8220;I believe in this things called love&#8221; is the theme song for the Samsung Galaxy II? 
Hope nothing is going to stop you all now&#8230;
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		<title>Is Jeremy Lin here to save us all?</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/02/10/is-jeremy-lin-here-to-save-us-all/</link>
		<comments>http://thehose.net/2012/02/10/is-jeremy-lin-here-to-save-us-all/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 10 Feb 2012 16:03:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xTian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In basketball terms, New York City is a place whose grasp exceeds its reach. Really it is the Babel of the basketball world and Madison Square Garden, though the self proclaimed &#8220;mecca of basketball&#8221;, is its Tower. New Yorkers think they own basketball in much the same way people from Indiana though. It&#8217;s completely out [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>1</slash:comments>
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		<title>Not Impressed</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/02/09/not-impressed/</link>
		<comments>http://thehose.net/2012/02/09/not-impressed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 23:28:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Evil</dc:creator>
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Not really impressed. Don&#8217;t you agree, Hosers? 
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		<slash:comments>9</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ask Sparks: Basketball Edition</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/02/07/ask-sparks-basketball-edition/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Feb 2012 04:08:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>KillerB</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Now that football season is over (the New York Giants won the Super Bowl) let&#8217;s talk basketball.
Ask Sparks: Does benching a player in &#8220;foul trouble&#8221; make economic sense?
Scenario: College basketball team A is playing college basketball team B. The score is close early in the 4th quarter and Player Tom &#8211; a starter and top [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>8</slash:comments>
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		<title>Monday Morning Office Dance Party &#8211; Is This Love by Bob Marley</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/02/06/monday-morning-office-dance-party-is-this-love-by-bob-marley/</link>
		<comments>http://thehose.net/2012/02/06/monday-morning-office-dance-party-is-this-love-by-bob-marley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 06 Feb 2012 13:39:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xTian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[digging in the crates]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Office Dance Party]]></category>

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In honor of Bob&#8217;s birthday&#8230;. 
Let&#8217;s all put our cards on the table today! 
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		<slash:comments>0</slash:comments>
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		<title>Bobbled Balls &#8211; The Saddest Man in America</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/02/03/bobbled-balls-the-saddest-man-in-america/</link>
		<comments>http://thehose.net/2012/02/03/bobbled-balls-the-saddest-man-in-america/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xTian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bobbled balls]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Oh man, does it suuuuuuuuuuuck to be Peyton Manning this week&#8230;.Let&#8217;s count the ways -

 Tom Brady &#8211; who people think is better than him (he&#8217;s not) is using his locker room
His dopey little brother is on the precipice of winning more super bowls than him (highly likely)
ESPN has nothing to do other than to [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Why is Hoboken&#8217;s mayor so intent on ruining everything!?!?!</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/02/02/why-is-hobokens-mayor-so-intent-on-ruining-everything/</link>
		<comments>http://thehose.net/2012/02/02/why-is-hobokens-mayor-so-intent-on-ruining-everything/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 02:14:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xTian</dc:creator>
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First, she ruins St. Patrick&#8217;s day , or at least Hoboken&#8217;s approximation of it, and now this! 
Who does this woman think she is? It&#8217;s as though she has something against excessively drunk droves of white people prone to mildly racist outbursts&#8230;
Pretty soon, people will only Hoboken as the birthplace of baseball, Frank Sinatra and [...]]]></description>
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