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	<title>The Hose - The Unofficial American Idol Online Fantasy Game</title>
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	<itunes:summary>Join the hosers for the Mighty Hosecast, a semi regular, moderately funny look at life, entertainment and politics</itunes:summary>
	<itunes:author>The Hose Contributors</itunes:author>
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		<title>Weekly News Recap</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/05/17/weekly-news-recap-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 17 May 2012 15:16:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>KillerB</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is some more stuff that has been happening here and there

Flesh eating bacteria!!!!!!
No one likes austerity (DO NOT name your babies austerity), but they do like throwing things
Bank run!!!!!!!!!
Mitt&#8217;s job while in high school was as a barber (Sweeny Mitt?)
There is an IPO coming, finally
Quick, someone make a new swamp person! (to maintain swamp [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Watch Girls Tonight!</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/05/13/watch-girls-tonight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 May 2012 23:59:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xTian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[girls]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hbo]]></category>

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I&#8217;m serious. I know the haters hate it but holy crap its so amazing. 
Check out the scene above. So many things make it awesome. The random body percussion. Watching Alison (daughter of Brian)Williams&#8217;s face shift from shy pleasure about having a song sung about her to horror and eventually anger. Jessa&#8217;s quiet pleasure at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Is HBO Girls the best show on TV?</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/05/10/is-hbo-girls-the-best-show-on-tv/</link>
		<comments>http://thehose.net/2012/05/10/is-hbo-girls-the-best-show-on-tv/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 02:34:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xTian</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[ Submitted without comment!
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		<title>American Idol Rewind: Uh-mazing Top 4 Show</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/05/10/american-idol-rewind-uh-mazing-top-4-show/</link>
		<comments>http://thehose.net/2012/05/10/american-idol-rewind-uh-mazing-top-4-show/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 20:12:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sparks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[American Idol Rewind]]></category>
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What a night, Idol fans!  I think I can say without hyperbole that the second hour of last night’s show was perhaps the best hour the show has ever assembled.  Three of the remaining four contestants were absolutely peaking.  The theme of the hour was “songs you wish you had written,” or as further explained [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Monday Morning Office Dance party &#8211; Echoes of Silence by The Weeknd</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/05/07/monday-morning-office-dance-party-echoes-of-silence-by-the-weeknd/</link>
		<comments>http://thehose.net/2012/05/07/monday-morning-office-dance-party-echoes-of-silence-by-the-weeknd/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 12:22:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xTian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Office Dance Party]]></category>

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		<title>Friday Morning Office Dance Party &#8211; Camarillo Brillo by Frank Zappa</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/05/03/friday-morning-office-dance-party-camarillo-brillo-by-frank-zappa/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 02:55:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xTian</dc:creator>
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and carried on without a comma that she was someone I should know
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		<title>Find The Truth</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/04/30/find-the-truth/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 20:38:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>KillerB</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Below are 6 statistics. I made 5 of them up. One of them I didn&#8217;t. Which one?

A review of multiple choice exams in California high schools found that the first answer in questions with 6 answers to choose from was correct 24% of the time
6 out of every 7 plastic forks sold or distributed in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Damsels In Distress is not that bad I guess.</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/04/29/damsels-in-distress-is-not-that-bad-i-guess/</link>
		<comments>http://thehose.net/2012/04/29/damsels-in-distress-is-not-that-bad-i-guess/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Apr 2012 22:49:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xTian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>

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My old lady and I went to watch Whit Stillman&#8217;s Damsels in Distress on Friday. The movie was fine even entertaining but not awesome. I spent the bulk of the cab ride home explaining to Et2 that Greta Gerwig is on the verge of really breaking thru as an actress and has a bunch more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thanks Carles</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/04/27/thanks-carles/</link>
		<comments>http://thehose.net/2012/04/27/thanks-carles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:52:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xTian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>

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That hipster runoff guy shared this with us all earlier today&#8230;holy cow! NSFW
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		<title>Help Me Hosers!!!</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/04/25/help-me-hosers-2/</link>
		<comments>http://thehose.net/2012/04/25/help-me-hosers-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 18:57:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>KillerB</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://thehose.net/?p=10111</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve got a problem. A BIG problem.
I&#8217;m not sure when it happened, or whether anything actually did happen, but lately I&#8217;ve noticed I&#8217;m incapable of answering a simple question. It&#8217;s a question that I get all the time, and I just don&#8217;t have an answer.
&#8220;So, what have you been up to?&#8221;
This, and the related &#8220;What&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Mad Men Season 5 Episode 6 &#8211; Far Away Places</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/04/25/10107/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Apr 2012 12:24:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xTian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[So&#8230;that was something&#8230;
The three Drapers (Ghosts of Don Past, Present and Future) all start converging or something.
Peggy (the Ghost of Drapers Past) is worried about the Heinz Baked Beans pitch and her BF is not being the least bit supportive and totally oblivious. Is he the new Betty? On the way to the presentation, Don [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>17</slash:comments>
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		<title>Hey, Neighbor!!!</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/04/23/hey-neighbor/</link>
		<comments>http://thehose.net/2012/04/23/hey-neighbor/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2012 19:39:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>KillerB</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Last night I boarded a train at 14th street &#8211; 11 stops away from Casa KB/KB2. Nonetheless, as soon as I took one look at this guy, I knew he was getting off with me in Park Slope (but only because Willliamsburg isn&#8217;t on the F line).
What we have here is a dude with:

Thick beard
Corduroy [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>Weekly News Recap</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/04/20/weekly-news-recap/</link>
		<comments>http://thehose.net/2012/04/20/weekly-news-recap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 17:05:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>KillerB</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[This is what happened this week or so in case you weren&#8217;t able to be around for it

Those guys should not have hired those hookers
Skittles and iced tea
She drank a beer and danced a little
He was voted off in a shocking episode
That boat is still sunk after 100 years
Hunger Games still
People started noticing hockey again
He [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>Friday Office Dance Party &#8211; Atlantic City covered by the Band</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/04/20/friday-office-dance-party-atlantic-city-covered-by-the-band/</link>
		<comments>http://thehose.net/2012/04/20/friday-office-dance-party-atlantic-city-covered-by-the-band/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Apr 2012 12:55:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>xTian</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Life]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[friday morning office dance party]]></category>

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Rest In Peace, Mr. Helm&#8230;
Above, a mid 90s incarnation of the Band covering Springsteen&#8217;s Atlantic City and doing something very unique to it&#8230;.
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		<title>American Idol Season 11 Preview</title>
		<link>http://thehose.net/2012/04/19/10085/</link>
		<comments>http://thehose.net/2012/04/19/10085/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Apr 2012 21:28:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Sparks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Entertainment]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[American Idol Rewind]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Sparks=Wrong]]></category>

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We’ve been slow in picking up coverage of 2012 American Idol.  There are now just seven Idols left, and the judges have already used their save.  From a technical perspective, this is probably the best group of seven the show has ever produced.  Three of them – Jessica, Joshua and Holly – are legitimately excellent [...]]]></description>
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