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Is Jeremy Lin here to save us all?

Posted by xTian

Step 2 of the Nerd Dance

In basketball terms, New York City is a place whose grasp exceeds its reach. Really it is the Babel of the basketball world and Madison Square Garden, though the self proclaimed “mecca of basketball”, is its Tower. New Yorkers think they own basketball in much the same way people from Indiana though. It’s completely out of hand, in a NY Basketball fan’s mind, players like Lebron James and Chris Paul cannot wait to forgo millions of dollars being thrown at them by upscale beach communities in Miami and Los Angeles to come play in NY. This is complete hogwash, and recent history has proven it.

Instead of the second coming of “Dollar” Bill Bradley or Walt “Clyde” Frazier, these fans are left to hope that a poorly constructed team of superstars can somehow how deliver them from grasp of the Pharoah (David Stern? No, I’m reaching…how about James Dolan? Yes, Cablevison/MSG/NY Knick Owner James Dolan, he’s terrible). Enter long time Hose favorite, Jeremy Lin.

Jeremy is the perfect fit for this collection of ball hogs and people who need someone else to create a shot for them. He’s no Steve Nash, He’s not even old Jason Kidd but belongs to NY and he’s awesome!

Posted on February 10th, 2012 Filed in: Life, Sports Tags: ,

Five NFL Questions for XTIAN

Posted by Evil

(1) How is it that Vernon Davis is the fastest player on his team (the 49ers)? That guy must weight 265 pounds. Doesn’t the team have a 180 pound wide receiver / kick returner / or scat back that can beat him in a footrace?

(2) How can Vince Wilfork have such a humungous belly and still run around the football field like that?

(3) Should Peyton Manning retire and become the new offensive coordinator of the NY Giants?

(4) Do reverse jinxes ever work?

(5) Was Jim Harbaugh ungracious in defeat yesterday?

Posted on January 23rd, 2012 Filed in: Sports Tags:

Questions for Xtian

Posted by Evil

1. Should the Jets pay a king’s ransom to sign Osi Umenyiora in the free agent market?

2. Is Alex Smith the real deal (legit Tier 2 QB) or is he just on a temporary hot streak?

3. Is Ndamukong Suh smart or dumb?

4. More impressive this weekend: Giants performance or Patriots performance?

5. Name the Top 5 NFL players most likely to be gay.

Posted on January 16th, 2012 Filed in: Sports Tags:

Bobbled Balls – NFl Playoff Picks!

Posted by xTian

Can the G-Men stand tough?

Who looks strong going into this week’s games?
MORE after the jump…

Posted on January 13th, 2012 Filed in: Sports Tags: ,

Tim Howard: American Stud

Posted by Sparks

You all know that I am a huge Everton fan (go Toffees!) and have been for nearly 18 years months.  So nothing delighted me more this week than watching US Men’s National Team and Everton F.C . goal keeper Tim Howard bend in a one-hopper from 100 yards out.

Apparently, this is only the fourth time in English Premiere League history that a goalie has scored a goal (which seems hard to believe, but maybe they mean from his own box?).   High-five, Timmy!

Posted on January 4th, 2012 Filed in: Sports Tags: , ,

Loose Balls

Posted by Evil

Is Brandon Jacobs the biggest idiot in football, or what? Look at him taunting the Jets in this photo.

Posted on December 26th, 2011 Filed in: Sports Tags:

Cheerleader for a day…

Posted by xTian

The Hose’s Official Girlfriend is back at work for Showtime’s Inside The NFL. This week, they let her pretend she was a Miami Dolphin cheerleader!

Nice work!

Posted on December 15th, 2011 Filed in: Entertainment, Sports Tags: ,

Bobbled Balls – Week 14 in the NFL

Posted by xTian

This guy did what?

This week, we talk about the BIGGEST STORY IN THE NFL

MORE after the jump…

Posted on December 13th, 2011 Filed in: Sports Tags: , ,

Bobbled Balls – Week 13 in the NFL

Posted by xTian

This week, xTian was live from MetLife Stadium watching as the New York football Giants squared off against the Green Bay Packers MORE after the jump…

Posted on December 6th, 2011 Filed in: Life, Sports Tags: , ,

Bobbled Balls – Week 12 in the NFL

Posted by xTian

Will this man loose his cool or his job?

As teams start to fade, questions start to emerge around which coaches should stay and which coaches should go. MORE after the jump…

Posted on November 29th, 2011 Filed in: Sports Tags: , ,

Bobbled Balls Week 11 In the NFL

Posted by xTian

The Bears were the best team in the NFL for like 35 minutes this week. MORE after the jump…

Posted on November 22nd, 2011 Filed in: Sports Tags: , ,

Bobbled Balls: Week 10 In The NFL

Posted by xTian

Introducing "The Mark Sanchez Face"

An extended Loose Balls this week as I somehow failed to watch any one football game front to back but managed to watch parts of 5, including one I attended live! MORE after the jump…

Posted on November 15th, 2011 Filed in: Sports Tags: , ,

What a Mess…

Posted by xTian

Should not get to decide his exit

OK, this is getting motherf*cking ridiculous.

As of this posting, Joe Paterno has offered to retire at the end of the season.

Not good enough. MORE after the jump…

Posted on November 9th, 2011 Filed in: Life, Sports Tags: ,

Bobbled Balls – Week 9 In the NFL

Posted by xTian

My wife Is too attractive for me to be this angry!!!

Should I pile on Tom Brady or just pity him?

MORE after the jump…

Posted on November 8th, 2011 Filed in: Sports Tags: , ,

Bobbled Balls Week 8 in the NFL

Posted by xTian

Andy Dalton - The Greatest Red Headed QB Ever?

So, have you guys heard? The next great NFL quarterback in the history of forever is going to be Stanford 4th year Junior, Andrew Luck. Unless, of course, USC Junior Matt Barkley rides his unbelievable performance against Stanford the other night into top 5 status and becomes the second coming of Johnny Unitas. MORE after the jump…

Posted on November 1st, 2011 Filed in: Sports Tags: , ,