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Can Rick Pitino and Peyton Siva save College Basketball?

Posted by xTian

BFFs

Every year, people who watch college basketball find themselves rooting against your friend and mine, John Calipari. This year, as John leads his most talented team ever, is no different. Even guys that are sort of rooting for him are very concerned about the implications. Kentucky winning just exposes the notion of amateur athletics for the farce that it really is.

This deep rooted feeling makes for the strangest of bedfellows. When not drapering women across the state of Kentucky or feuding with his former proteges, Rick Pitino coaches the University of Louisville basketball team. They have, somewhat remarkably, had a huge Big East Tournament and pressed their way into the Final Four – the bazillionth time Pitino has made it. I mean everybody loves the white suits but Rick can be tiresome as well.

Somehow we think this dude is going to save College Basketball from the likes of John Calipari? Jeez…let’s get real. No one is more crooked than Coach K. Everyone knows this but he gets a pass. Everyone on the UNC team just declared for the draft ( I guess they were in a rush to play in the d league next year), no one gives Roy Williams a hard time.

You know what? I hope Cal wins the National Title and I hope all 6 of those guys enter the NBA draft and become millionaires. The pezzonovante of the NCAA can bite me and Cal.

Posted on March 30th, 2012 Filed in: Life, Politics/Economics, Sports Tags:

Pampered

Posted by Sparks

This will hopefully be my last Tebow post until he becomes the Jets’ starting QB in week 2, but this was too crazy to pass up.  Apparently, the Jets brought Tebow out to NJ yesterday.  I’m sure it’s a bit unusual for back-up QBs to get picked up in a private jet (have to check with Drew Stanton to confirm), but then, this whole situation is odd.  ESPN is reporting that he arrived in the jet pictured above, a Hawker 900XP with the prominent tail number N15QB, as in “Number 15 Quarter Back,” Tebow’s number and position.  That is either a pretty crazy coincidence, or a really, really insanely well orchestrated travel detail.  I hope the Jets put this much thought into their offensive play calling.

Posted on March 23rd, 2012 Filed in: Sports Tags: ,

An American Hero would like to invite you dancing…

Posted by xTian

America’s Coach, John Calipari is ready to lead his collection of “one and done” talents into the pages of soon-to-be-redacted-history! Can you smell the madness?

A Few Storylines to Watch

  • Witness Coach Cal call a time out and begcoach freshman Anthony Davis to “do something”…Watching Cal “coach” is my favorite…
  • Will the Big East go out with with a whimper? 9 bids in the last season before those treacherous bastards Syracuse and Pitt leave the conference for the ACC…
  • John Calhoun has barely been able to sit down all season and his UConn Huskies have barely shown up even though they might have 2 lottery picks on their team.
  • Long Beach St played the toughest out of conference schedule in the country. They went on the road and played tough and won their tournament and got a bid. Great story in the LBC
  • The WAC got more bids than the PAC-12. Let’s see how far St. Mary’s (Moraga, Ca) can go! Go Gaels!
  • I’m glad Cal snuck in but how about the the Committee not letting in the PAC-12 regular season champ, Washington? That’s wild.
  • Hold on a second the UCLA Bruins just got into another fight

I’m sure there are lots of other great stories.

Follow along all month on the hose and for those of you who want to join the Official Hose Bracket Challenge, drop me an email at xtian@thehose.net and I will be sure to invite you….

Posted on March 12th, 2012 Filed in: Sports Tags:

Interestingly enough the Hose is in the market for a “student of the game”

Posted by xTian

Perhaps peyton would like to write “Bobbled Balls” on a weekly basis for us in lieu of going to Miami or joining the Football Night In America on NBC crew?

Posted on March 8th, 2012 Filed in: Sports Tags: ,

Is Jeremy Lin here to save us all?

Posted by xTian

Step 2 of the Nerd Dance

In basketball terms, New York City is a place whose grasp exceeds its reach. Really it is the Babel of the basketball world and Madison Square Garden, though the self proclaimed “mecca of basketball”, is its Tower. New Yorkers think they own basketball in much the same way people from Indiana though. It’s completely out of hand, in a NY Basketball fan’s mind, players like Lebron James and Chris Paul cannot wait to forgo millions of dollars being thrown at them by upscale beach communities in Miami and Los Angeles to come play in NY. This is complete hogwash, and recent history has proven it.

Instead of the second coming of “Dollar” Bill Bradley or Walt “Clyde” Frazier, these fans are left to hope that a poorly constructed team of superstars can somehow how deliver them from grasp of the Pharoah (David Stern? No, I’m reaching…how about James Dolan? Yes, Cablevison/MSG/NY Knick Owner James Dolan, he’s terrible). Enter long time Hose favorite, Jeremy Lin.

Jeremy is the perfect fit for this collection of ball hogs and people who need someone else to create a shot for them. He’s no Steve Nash, He’s not even old Jason Kidd but belongs to NY and he’s awesome!

Posted on February 10th, 2012 Filed in: Life, Sports Tags: ,

Five NFL Questions for XTIAN

Posted by Evil

(1) How is it that Vernon Davis is the fastest player on his team (the 49ers)? That guy must weight 265 pounds. Doesn’t the team have a 180 pound wide receiver / kick returner / or scat back that can beat him in a footrace?

(2) How can Vince Wilfork have such a humungous belly and still run around the football field like that?

(3) Should Peyton Manning retire and become the new offensive coordinator of the NY Giants?

(4) Do reverse jinxes ever work?

(5) Was Jim Harbaugh ungracious in defeat yesterday?

Posted on January 23rd, 2012 Filed in: Sports Tags:

Questions for Xtian

Posted by Evil

1. Should the Jets pay a king’s ransom to sign Osi Umenyiora in the free agent market?

2. Is Alex Smith the real deal (legit Tier 2 QB) or is he just on a temporary hot streak?

3. Is Ndamukong Suh smart or dumb?

4. More impressive this weekend: Giants performance or Patriots performance?

5. Name the Top 5 NFL players most likely to be gay.

Posted on January 16th, 2012 Filed in: Sports Tags:

Bobbled Balls – NFl Playoff Picks!

Posted by xTian

Can the G-Men stand tough?

Who looks strong going into this week’s games?
MORE after the jump…

Posted on January 13th, 2012 Filed in: Sports Tags: ,

Tim Howard: American Stud

Posted by Sparks

You all know that I am a huge Everton fan (go Toffees!) and have been for nearly 18 years months.  So nothing delighted me more this week than watching US Men’s National Team and Everton F.C . goal keeper Tim Howard bend in a one-hopper from 100 yards out.

Apparently, this is only the fourth time in English Premiere League history that a goalie has scored a goal (which seems hard to believe, but maybe they mean from his own box?).   High-five, Timmy!

Posted on January 4th, 2012 Filed in: Sports Tags: , ,

Loose Balls

Posted by Evil

Is Brandon Jacobs the biggest idiot in football, or what? Look at him taunting the Jets in this photo.

Posted on December 26th, 2011 Filed in: Sports Tags:

Cheerleader for a day…

Posted by xTian

The Hose’s Official Girlfriend is back at work for Showtime’s Inside The NFL. This week, they let her pretend she was a Miami Dolphin cheerleader!

Nice work!

Posted on December 15th, 2011 Filed in: Entertainment, Sports Tags: ,

Bobbled Balls – Week 14 in the NFL

Posted by xTian

This guy did what?

This week, we talk about the BIGGEST STORY IN THE NFL

MORE after the jump…

Posted on December 13th, 2011 Filed in: Sports Tags: , ,

Bobbled Balls – Week 13 in the NFL

Posted by xTian

This week, xTian was live from MetLife Stadium watching as the New York football Giants squared off against the Green Bay Packers MORE after the jump…

Posted on December 6th, 2011 Filed in: Life, Sports Tags: , ,

Bobbled Balls – Week 12 in the NFL

Posted by xTian

Will this man loose his cool or his job?

As teams start to fade, questions start to emerge around which coaches should stay and which coaches should go. MORE after the jump…

Posted on November 29th, 2011 Filed in: Sports Tags: , ,

Bobbled Balls Week 11 In the NFL

Posted by xTian

The Bears were the best team in the NFL for like 35 minutes this week. MORE after the jump…

Posted on November 22nd, 2011 Filed in: Sports Tags: , ,