(1) How is it that Vernon Davis is the fastest player on his team (the 49ers)? That guy must weight 265 pounds. Doesn’t the team have a 180 pound wide receiver / kick returner / or scat back that can beat him in a footrace?
(2) How can Vince Wilfork have such a humungous belly and still run around the football field like that?
(3) Should Peyton Manning retire and become the new offensive coordinator of the NY Giants?
(4) Do reverse jinxes ever work?
(5) Was Jim Harbaugh ungracious in defeat yesterday?
I was just listening to some streaming radio (WFAN) and heard a radio ad for Trojan Bear Skin Condoms. WHA?
I mean, I can understand Sheepskin Condoms and whatnot. But we’re moving on to Bear Skin now? Do women like a furry member?
But then I realized that it was a commercial for Bareskin condoms. Sheesh. How is a radio listener supposed to understand this? I blame KillerB and his bad marketing.
Tonight is the Iowa Caucuses. That is, tonight is the official start of the process where we elect out next president of the country. The man or woman (Bachmann!) who will succeed Barack Obama. Being that we’re all Republicans and/or Libertarians here, feel free to discuss who you’re pulling for?
I am sort of undecided myself. Bachmann sure knows her tax law, so that’s good. But then again, Ron Paul is really awesome and has half of Twitter pulling for him. And of course, the Dynamic Mormon Duo of Mitt Romney and Jon Huntsman would make such as awesome ticket.
All these predictions are basically a lock, so pay attention, people!
Prediction #1: Mitt Romney will win the GOP nomination and pick John Huntsman as his VP running mate. Nevermind that both are Mormons. Never mind that both are the 0.001% in terms of wealth. Nevermind that both are mind-numbingly boring people. It’s gonna happen!
Prediction #2: Axl Rose and Slash will re-unite for a Guns ‘N Roses mega tour!
Prediction #3: Scientists will invent a device shaped like a little hat that you put on the heads of cats. And this device will allow cats to communicate in English, instead of in meows.
Prediction #4: At least one Hoser will get arrested. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but it’s gonna happen.
Prediction #5: The Hose will shut down. Say goodbye to The Hose. It won’t survive to see another new years eve.
You might have seen this 1 minute 11 second video circulated on Facebook and Twitter the last few days. It has over 250,000 views already.
I must say… I hate this video. No… actually, I hate the reaction to this video. This is a 5 year old (or so) girl going on a rant and on my Facebook and Twitter feeds, I see comments from women to the effect of:
“She is my new hero!”
“PREACH!”
“So inspiring!”
And even Huffington Post weighed in with: “If you were looking to add some inspiration to your Christmas Eve, watch this little girl’s impassioned speech against gender stereotypes…”
People are tripping over themselves to say how awesome this little girl is and how inspiring her message is. It’s all pack mentality and the desire to be PC. Here’s what Evil thinks:
1. These people are crap. You know why toy companies make so many pink toys for girls? Because pink toys sell! I don’t think there is some conspiracy from toy companies to make girls grow up one way and boys grow up another way. I’m pretty sure toy companies just want to run a solid business and make products that sell well.
2. This girl has no idea what she’s talking about. She’s just a kid. People shouldn’t be going around saying how inspirational her message it. She just went on a rant. Kids do that.
Just saw this pic on my Facebook feed. The person who posted it captioned it: “I did say spoiled, right?” And the previous pic was of the back of his minivan with bags and bags of gifts with caption, “My kids are spoiled rotten.”
CMON DUDE!!! get a grip. kids do not need ALL those toys. Just give them one or two and they’ll be perfectly happy.
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