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Posted by Evil

I had to call a business contact on the west coast today. She works at a TV network and her level is “Senior Director.” To my surprise, when I called, it was her admin that picked up!!!

I am so jealous. What do I have to do to get an admin? Is a Senior Director someone who should have an admin? That seems messed up.

Posted on March 22nd, 2012 Filed in: Life Tags:

Guess what this is used for?

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Winner gets a prize! Ok not really.

Posted on March 16th, 2012 Filed in: Life Tags:

It’s my birthday!

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Today is my birthday. I know because the roommate, $ou1, and Avon chipped in to get me these balloons. They are great felines.

And I’m sure with wonderful And had something to do with this too because: (a) the felines don’t have my work address, (b) any time they go online, they get distracted by browsing Catstagram pics.

Thanks And! Thanks everyone for making my birthday jolly.

Posted on March 13th, 2012 Filed in: Life Tags:

Oh, Sooooooo Close!

Posted by Evil

The publication of record for the advertising industry, Ad Age, recently wrote this headline:

Could ‘Draping’ Becoming Bigger Than ‘Tebowing’?

Dammit, Ad Age! You were so close. You couldn’t go all the way and call it “Drapering“?

Posted on March 11th, 2012 Filed in: Life Tags:

Who Wants To Go To Japan With Me?!?!

Posted by Evil

I HAVE TO GO HERE:

http://www.vice.com/read/meow-meow-meow-329-v17n2

Posted on March 3rd, 2012 Filed in: Life Tags:

Evil Has Various Announcements

Posted by Evil

1. Evil has renewed his lease in Boston, so he’s staying for another year. Rooftop grilling resumes as soon as spring arrives!

2. The Hose’s investors are getting impatient. We either have to IPO, get acquired, or shut down. The fuse is getting pretty short.

3. The Hose Spring Break Weekend is happening! And says so and will send out details at some point. And also has never met the Mamacita. Will we finally resolve this issue!?

Posted on March 3rd, 2012 Filed in: Life Tags:

Bored

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Roommate thinks Billy Crystal sucks

Posted on February 26th, 2012 Filed in: Life Tags:

Suffering

Posted by Evil

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Living in Boston is great. But the biggest drawback is having to do my own laundry and contending with crowded laundry rooms. Oh, the suffering!

Posted on February 26th, 2012 Filed in: Life Tags:

Quickies

Posted by Evil

1. The mozzies in the island destination that And and I went to last weekend are a TOTAL BITCH! I am still suffering from their bites. I counted 25 (25!!!) mozzie bites on my left arms alone… THIS MORNING. Why are the bites still active a full week later?

2. And’s sister introduced me to the concept of the upside down martini last night. It was great.

3. Request for Drinks with Sparks: what drink should I make with http://www.crownwineandspirits.com/p-250-cruzan-rum-cream.aspx? I bought a bottle of this stuff (and two bottles of other rum) at the duty free shop and have no idea what to do with it.

4. So is winter really going to bypass us this year, or is Old Man Winter gonna arrive with a vengeance in March (or April… gulp)?

5. Linsanity is over. I’m officially off the bandwagon.

Posted on February 26th, 2012 Filed in: Life Tags:

Sharing is Caring

Posted by Evil

Like the awesome concept of Quickies that I invented, Sharing is Caring is a new feature that is entirely invented by me. From time to time, I’ll share things that I think are interesting, that I think you Hosers might be interested in as well.

Here’s one:

“Listen to Slate’s podcast about the history and future of the word faggot.”

Fascinating how this word came to mean what it currently means.

Posted on February 26th, 2012 Filed in: Life Tags:

Questions for Hosers

Posted by Evil

And and I recently took a long weekend trip to the beach. As part of this trip, many question came up! We need you Hosers to weigh in on the correct answers.

1. How old should a person be before they should be able to get tattoos?

2. If you had kid(s), at what age (IF ANY) would it be appropriate to invite their BF or GF to go on vacation with you?

3. If you had a daughter(s), how old would they need to be before you allowed them to date?

4. Do kids need vacation? (And by kids, I mean anyone who is not yet in the full time workforce.)

Posted on February 23rd, 2012 Filed in: Life Tags:

Not Impressed

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Not really impressed. Don’t you agree, Hosers?

Posted on February 9th, 2012 Filed in: Life Tags:

Cooking With The Roommate

Posted by Evil

I’m putting the roommate in charge of making a lobster lunch for And and me. Let’s see how this turns out…

Posted on January 29th, 2012 Filed in: Life Tags:

Kelly Clarkson

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And and I are at the Kelly Clarkson concert.  Don’t be too jealous.

Posted on January 26th, 2012 Filed in: Life Tags:

Awesome Photo of the Day

Posted by Evil

I ripped this off from Facebook. It’s awesome.

Posted on January 24th, 2012 Filed in: Life Tags: