That’s a very strange story if they are talking about the dog. But it is still a mildly strange story if they are talking about the recreational inhalant. Who goes to the hospital for whippets? That’s like going to the hospital for drinking a beer, isn’t it?

Meanwhile, Ashton was partying in Brazil with some bikinis! Smokin’ hawt!
Note the following from TMZ:
“A whip-it is not a common drug among people of Demi’s age and social status. It’s typically used by younger people who are looking for a cheap thrill.”

Err… what is that supposed to mean? That she’s not supposed to be looking for a cheap thrill? At what age does one have to give up looking for cheap thrills? TMZ, please let me know.

These trendy drugs are all pretty ridiculous. I’ll stick with huffing gas, thank you very much.

Who does Whippets anymore?