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Wednesday Dose of Crazy: Rick Perry

Browsing the headlines this morning I saw that Texas governor Rick Perry shot and killed a coyote while jogging earlier this week. I assumed the headline was poorly written, because who carries a gun while jogging? Is that even possible, let alone safe? I thought Plaxico taught us exercise clothes + guns = bad idea. Well, it is possible apparantly.

Yeah – the governor carries a pistol with hollow point bullets with him while he jogs near his Austin home. And, yeah, he saw a coyote. And, yeah, he shot it. Crazy.

Posted on April 28th, 2010 Filed in: Life Tags:

  1. Sparks
    Sparks
    April 28th, 2010 at 23:00 | #1

    We have coyotes here in the neighborhood. They are like overgrown squirrels. They weigh half as much as Rocky, who is not a big dog himself, and the bolt at the first sign of a human. Unless Gov. Perry was trying to protect a warren of rabbits or a chicken coop, I am not impressed.

  2. evil
    evil
    April 29th, 2010 at 08:37 | #2

    hey sparkes, you’re forgetting that your sissy nocal coyotes are not the same as texas coyotes. I bet yours refuses to eat anything but the finest cheeses and artisan sourdough breadd.

    texas coyotes are the size of two men. They mangle humans for entertainment. Gov rick perry is an american hero. Obama should do the right thing and award him the congressional medal of freedom.

  3. xTian
    xTian
    April 29th, 2010 at 16:51 | #3

    Shouldn’t you eat what you kill? Isn’t that the most humane thing to do?

  4. Evil Twin #1
    Evil Twin #1
    August 29th, 2011 at 18:32 | #4

    As the story is has been taken down from MSNBC, I am going to guess you meant a coyote, as in a person that sneaks dirty immigrants across the border. Yeeehaw that is how it is done in Tejas.

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