Warrants and Disclaimers:  I’m not sure if I can promise such a thorough recap each week, so if you can’t stand to read all of this, don’t worry.  Also, you may notice that many of my comments are about peoples’ looks.  I apologize for my superficiality in advance.  I dislike Carrie Ann and Brooke Burke immensely, in that order.   Female contestants have a much easier time on this show with a professional male dancer.  They just need to get slung around the dance floor.  Now, on to our couples’ review: 

Shannen & Mark:  Wow, this was a complicated dance.  These two were not in sync, but they attempted a very difficult routine.  Shannen’s skirt was super cute – like I’d like to wear it every day.  An unrelated note:  I don’t remember her front teeth being so… prominent.

Aiden & Edyta: So intense!  Aiden threatens her during the practice:  ”Be patient or I’ll leave.”  OMG – seriously!?  Save the drama for the daytime soap.  They are an attractive couple, but I can’t get past his childish behavior.   This dance was pretty awesome though.  I thought they killed it.  xTian and I totally agreed they’re banging.

Evan & Anna: Spray tan catastrophe!  Sadly, I like his hair much better with a poof.  They’re a little abrasive toward one another – how many more weeks before she clocks him in the face?  Did they really need to bring up the Olympic Gold already in Week 2?  C’mon!  Nice fancy footwork.  Cute dance.  His height and skill advantage is so apparent; he’s like a jumping stringbean.

Niecy & Louis:  Normaly, I can’t handle so many bubbles in a personality, but she strikes me as adorable.  Her performance was a bit guarded;  she will need to loosen up.  Loved Bruno’s sentiment:  she’s a “strawberry milkshake”.

Jake & Chelsie:  Jake delivered predictably nicely in a plaid blazer.  It’s very likely that he borrowed this costume from LeTrois, but surely it looks much better on L3.  I don’t want to like Jake, but he did really well.  So much energy.  There’s a lot of potential in him.  Good gravy, he talks about “trusting your partner” being important in the competition.  CORRRRRR-NEEEEY!

Buzz & Ashly:  I love Buzz.  I just love him, and I think he’s doing awesome.  I voted for him 10 times.  The judges can !@#$% it.

Nicole & Derek:  NO!  NO! NO!  A bow from Carrie Ann – this just reinforces my intense distaste for her.  Two 10s.  Ugh, I’m so nauseous.  All skin and no substance.  Sorry, just don’t like Nicole.   Meow.

Erin & Maksim:  Intraweek gossip has these two hooking up.  (BTW, Maks was on Jersey Shore, right?)  I thought she was kind of annoying in the practice video, but on stage, she was really graceful and did a full-on split.  They were awesome.  BTW, I think I caught her chicken cutlet sticking out in a distracting manner.  

Pamela & Damian:  Pam can definitely pull a lot of things, but she can’t pull off glamorous.   I think maybe because of her… I mean, she’s a little top heavy.  I know I loved her last week, but I’m over her now.  Boot!

Chad & Cheryl:  I really like this pair.  I thought he was a little stiff, but I’m optimistic for the future, and I am rooting for them.   I think the judges were too harsh, and Chad looked sad.  Boooo!

Kate & Tony:  Oh, the Drama.  The Arguing.  Threats of Quitting.  Pffffft, raspberries.  After 2 hours, I had zero patience;  I didn’t even bother to watch the 3 minute dance.

** My Prediction:  Kate gets the boot.  No one cares about her and she wants to leave on a dramatic high-note anyway.

Posted on March 29th, 2010 Filed in: Entertainment, Life Tags: DWTS