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Apolo Anton Ohno SUCKS

Apolo Anton Ohno takes the ice in about 20 minutes. He’ll attempt to win his 7th Olympic medal, making him the most successful American Winter Olympian of all time. Is it unpatriotic of me to hope that he falls and loses? 6 medals is 6 more than this tool deserves.

Posted on February 20th, 2010 Filed in: Sports Tags:

  1. Mamacita
    Mamacita
    February 20th, 2010 at 22:19 | #1

    You take this back or I will end you (period)

  2. Evil
    Evil
    February 20th, 2010 at 23:20 | #2

    i would have totally taken it back had he won the gold. but he didnt. i think it’s because his body fat percentage was too high.

  3. Sparks
    Sparks
    February 20th, 2010 at 23:33 | #3

    Go back to China, commie. Apolo is awesome.

  4. Evil
    Evil
    February 20th, 2010 at 23:36 | #4

    how is he awesome? he has “landing strip” pubic hair on his chin. that automatically disqualifies him from awesomeness.

  5. Sparks
    Sparks
    February 20th, 2010 at 23:42 | #5

    It’s true. His facial hair is terrible. The fact that it has lasted three Olympiad is amazing and tragic. I think he figures he needs something recognizable while he has a helmet on, but still a nappy (knappy?) choice. But you still have to root for an American Olympic (and dancing!) star, particularly when his primary goal is to humiliate Koreans, who take this entertaining but silly sport WAY too seriously.

  6. Debi
    Debi
    April 11th, 2010 at 04:15 | #6

    Quit being haters. Your just jealous because hairless men are sexy and you wish you looked that good!

  7. Evil
    Evil
    April 11th, 2010 at 09:27 | #7

    i’m hairless!

  8. mandy
    mandy
    May 23rd, 2010 at 02:16 | #8

    howw daree yuhh i love apolo:/

  9. mandy
    mandy
    May 23rd, 2010 at 02:17 | #9

    yuhh suck

  10. Richard
    Richard
    January 16th, 2011 at 07:55 | #10

    I don’t understand the point of this post. If Apolo Sucks then why is he winning medals? So you’re saying that regardless of how good he is at skating, he still doesn’t deserve to win anything because you don’t like his facial hair? Olympic medals are awarded for skill, not for looks. It sounds to me like you’re just mad because someone else you like better isn’t winning.

  11. Evil
    Evil
    January 16th, 2011 at 09:48 | #11

    richard, you are a fool. apolo wins tons of bronze medals. and he just sneaks in at the end to win those, to boot. also, there are usually only 4 skaters in short track. so basically 75% of the entrants win a medal. SHEESH! these are better odds than at my 5th grade field day.

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