Happy Three Kings Day

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We just got through our first Christmas as a married couple. One of the most fun decisions we got to make was around what sort of Nativity we would have. ET2 has very particular tastes and I figured I would throw some arbitrary rules around, like I insisted on a brown baby Jesus, because a white Jesus offends me. We spent an inordinate amount of time showing each other web links over googlechat and ended up with not 1 but 2 (!). Very exciting.
MORE after the jump…

Posted on January 2nd, 2014 Filed in: Life Tags:

Tuesday Morning Office Dance Party – Everything is Embarrassing by Sky Ferreira

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This song fell out of 1988, don’t you think?

Posted on December 10th, 2013 Filed in: Life Tags: ,

Where Were We All Summer?

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We weren’t taking hostages in evening wear! That’s for sure!

Posted on August 18th, 2013 Filed in: Life Tags:

Monday Morning Office Dance Party – B*tch, Don’t Kill My Vibe by Kendrick Lamar

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This song is a lot like church…

Posted on August 18th, 2013 Filed in: Life Tags:

Where Have All the Cowboys Gone?

Really, where are they? We just experienced probably the biggest event in hose history and nothing at all? Maybe we should change the angry tiger header to an animated gif of rolling tumbleweed.

Anyway, I wanted to let everyone know that this man is my new hero:

bob benson

Posted on June 26th, 2013 Filed in: Life Tags:

The Sanchise, dogged…

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I am going to start wearing my hair this way…

Posted on May 3rd, 2013 Filed in: Life Tags: ,

Patton Oswald Fillibusters an Star Wars Ep 7 on Parks and Recreation

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Posted on April 24th, 2013 Filed in: Life Tags: , , ,

Game of Thrones – Season 3 Episode 3 – Walk of Punishment

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There is apparently a little ditty in the 7 Kingdoms called “The Bear and the Maiden Fair”. Its raucous little song where in a bear goes to fair, finds a lovely girl with honey in her hair and of course kidnaps her. Over the course of the song, Rapey The Bear manages to lick the honey out of her hair and she eventually relents and loves him or something…. MORE after the jump…

Posted on April 18th, 2013 Filed in: Entertainment Tags:

Game of Thrones: Season 3 Episode 1 & 2 – Valar Dohaeris/Dark Wings something or other

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Annnnnnnnnnnnnd we’re back. I decided to batch this up because not enough happened in either episode to merit its own recap. MORE after the jump…

Posted on April 12th, 2013 Filed in: Entertainment Tags: ,

For some reason, ET2 won’t let this song be our first dance

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What an injustice? Who would not want to roll to the smooth stylings of the Grand Imperial himself, Diamond Shell….Hit the high note Biz!

Posted on April 1st, 2013 Filed in: Life Tags:

Selena Gomez with Letterman…

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(1) Why is she so creeped out by James Franco but creeped out by creepy grandpa David Letterman?
(2) Does everyone scare her?
(3) Is it weird that she is super pretty but almost in a completely non-sexual way?
(4) What does it mean to be really Mexican? I can make mole…does that make me really Mexican?

Discuss…or not…

Posted on April 1st, 2013 Filed in: Life Tags: , ,

Monday Morning Office Dance Party – Lifeissin by Carmen Villain

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Posted on March 25th, 2013 Filed in: Life Tags:

Is HBO’s Girls an Ugly Girl Dark Fantasy where pretty girls are made to suffer?

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Several years ago, The Bump called me and we had a very long conversation about a new Shiri Appleby vehicle called “Charlie Wilson’s War”. You should have several reactions to this. First you probably are left wondering who exactly Shiri Appleby is. Once you google your way out of that conundrum, you’ll probably ask “Why do the Bump and xTian think a Tom Hanks/Julia Roberts movie written by Aaron Sorkin is a vehicle for a starlet no one has ever heard of?” MORE after the jump…

Posted on March 22nd, 2013 Filed in: Life Tags: , , ,

More Racist Magazine Business

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Wow! Between this and that Bloomberg thing I am going to draw one of the following conclusions.
(1) All mid-tier magazines are edited by blatant racists
(2) this Philly Magazine writer is really hates being white

Maybe you have a different take? Please share in the comments

Posted on March 19th, 2013 Filed in: Life Tags: , ,

Winter is still coming…

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Awesome trailer for the new season. Spoiler alert – everyone gets screwed and/or dies

Posted on March 19th, 2013 Filed in: Life Tags: ,